Friday, July 27, 2007

GO 'STROS!!!


KENNEDY SPACE CENTER (AP) -- At a news conference this afternoon NASA is expected to discuss a report that claims that some astronauts were drunk before flying.

Can't you just see it? Hours before the mission:

Astronaut #1: What was I thinking? They're gonna shoot me up there in a tin can? This is nuts. I don't wanna go!

Astronaut #2: Shut up and take a shot of this.

#1: Aaargh. What's this, rocket fuel?

#2: Let's just say it's my friend "Jack." Have another.

#1: Mmmm. Feel... much... better.

#2: Don't worry, I got a case of it stashed at the space station. And it's always cocktail hour up there.

#1: Toga party in space?

#2: With a DJ, baby.

It's been a long week. Have a good weekend, rain or shine.

Posted at 12:20 PM by Gerry

1 Comments:

Blogger Peter N said...

Wow, talk about speeding too fast while imbibing. Gerry, this is something I cannot imagine! Have a great weekend. Peter N.

July 27, 2007 at 5:03 PM  

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