Friday, July 27, 2007
GO 'STROS!!!

KENNEDY SPACE CENTER (AP) -- At a news conference this afternoon NASA is expected to discuss a report that claims that some astronauts were drunk before flying.
Can't you just see it? Hours before the mission:
Astronaut #1: What was I thinking? They're gonna shoot me up there in a tin can? This is nuts. I don't wanna go!
Astronaut #2: Shut up and take a shot of this.
#1: Aaargh. What's this, rocket fuel?
#2: Let's just say it's my friend "Jack." Have another.
#1: Mmmm. Feel... much... better.
#2: Don't worry, I got a case of it stashed at the space station. And it's always cocktail hour up there.
#1: Toga party in space?
#2: With a DJ, baby.
It's been a long week. Have a good weekend, rain or shine.
Can't you just see it? Hours before the mission:
Astronaut #1: What was I thinking? They're gonna shoot me up there in a tin can? This is nuts. I don't wanna go!
Astronaut #2: Shut up and take a shot of this.
#1: Aaargh. What's this, rocket fuel?
#2: Let's just say it's my friend "Jack." Have another.
#1: Mmmm. Feel... much... better.
#2: Don't worry, I got a case of it stashed at the space station. And it's always cocktail hour up there.
#1: Toga party in space?
#2: With a DJ, baby.
It's been a long week. Have a good weekend, rain or shine.
Posted at 12:20 PM by Gerry

1 Comments:
Wow, talk about speeding too fast while imbibing. Gerry, this is something I cannot imagine! Have a great weekend. Peter N.
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