Monday, March 24, 2008
ON THE SIDELINE
I'm sidelined today after a vicious attack by the Easter Bunny. Let's take the "don't ask, don't tell" approach on this one.
Anyway here I sit, perusing a couple of golf magazines, and looking forward to getting the season started.
The season will start with the same clubs that have helped me achieve a fairly consistent state of mediocrity in the game, though damn near every ad I've looked at in "Golf" and "Golf Digest" promises a club that will ensure I hit it longer, hit it straighter, help me lose weight, and grow a full head of hair.
For instance, the Taylor Tour Burner is "a confidence-feeding beast born of advanced physics. SuperFast Technology, Inverted Cone Technology, and our revolutionary Dual Crown Technology combine to produce an immensely powerful and lethal ally on the tee."
WHY DON'T OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ HAVE THIS WEAPON?
I think it's time for a nap.
Anyway here I sit, perusing a couple of golf magazines, and looking forward to getting the season started.
The season will start with the same clubs that have helped me achieve a fairly consistent state of mediocrity in the game, though damn near every ad I've looked at in "Golf" and "Golf Digest" promises a club that will ensure I hit it longer, hit it straighter, help me lose weight, and grow a full head of hair.
For instance, the Taylor Tour Burner is "a confidence-feeding beast born of advanced physics. SuperFast Technology, Inverted Cone Technology, and our revolutionary Dual Crown Technology combine to produce an immensely powerful and lethal ally on the tee."WHY DON'T OUR TROOPS IN IRAQ HAVE THIS WEAPON?
The Cobra Speed LD has "Super High MOI." The ad says: "Limit Dimensions and Fastback Crown with deeper dimples for increased low/back CG and 
extremely high MOI."
extremely high MOI."OH BOY, MORE MOI!!!
I happen to own and play Taylor and Cobra drivers, though not the 2008 models that will improve my game, and therefore, my life.
I never thought of my Taylor as a "confidence-breeding beast," though I'll certainly give it more respect than I have.
And I'll feel good about my toy that's full of MOI. (I knew what MOI was, but I forgot.)
I do know is that it's not so much the clubs, it's the person holding them.
Now we need some decent golf weather.
I think it's time for a nap.
Posted at 1:11 PM by Gerry
2 Comments:
Sorry to hear you're sidelined-must have been all that "fat free" Easter candy!
Dunno.
Just glad to be back after playing King For A Day.
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