Tuesday, January 29, 2008

OXYMORON

Driving home after the 11pm news Monday night, I blew by a car with the vanity plate NASCAR.

It's not that I was going that fast, but the other driver was going reallllly slow.
Yes, it was a Buick.
Still, it seemed strange.

My favorite oxymoron, however remains rum (Mount Gay, please) and diet Coke.

Posted at 12:29 AM by Gerry

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Add a generous squeeze of lime to that concoction, and you'll make this lady very happy!

As for NASCAR, not my favorite sport. Give me football, please!

January 29, 2008 at 7:50 AM  
Blogger Gerry said...

I'm not a NASCAR person either...but I have friends who are rabid.
I'll be right back with the lime...

January 30, 2008 at 11:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If they're rabid, shouldn't they get treatment PDQ??

Sorry, couldn't resist! ;)

January 30, 2008 at 7:20 PM  
Blogger Gerry said...

Nah. I like watching them foam at the mouth, and we keep them caged.

January 30, 2008 at 9:03 PM  

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