Tuesday, December 18, 2007
TIME FLIES
The arrest of Philadelphia TV news princess Alycia ("I don't care that you're a cop, dyke bitch!") Lane in New York City over the weekend reminds me that one year ago tonight, we were celebrating the career of the Woman Pictured Above (WPA).
We were celebrating the career of the WPA because she was ending it. And in a much classier way than Ms. Lane may be ending hers.
Since I am often asked about my friend, the WPA, let me assure you all she is just fine and dandy, and I might as well throw in quite happy.
(Maybe a little too fine and dandy. And way too happy, now that I think of it.)
As a matter of fact, she's had her name unlisted, which is why I can't use it here.
We were celebrating the career of the WPA because she was ending it. And in a much classier way than Ms. Lane may be ending hers.
Since I am often asked about my friend, the WPA, let me assure you all she is just fine and dandy, and I might as well throw in quite happy.
(Maybe a little too fine and dandy. And way too happy, now that I think of it.)
As a matter of fact, she's had her name unlisted, which is why I can't use it here.
The WPA does some writing, volunteers her time, plays some golf, does some traveling.
Actually, she pretty much does whatever she wants, when she wants to do it.
Actually, she pretty much does whatever she wants, when she wants to do it.
You’d think that maybe…just maybe…the WPA might have an ounce of regret that she willingly walked away from…well…WORKING WITH ME!!!
I MEAN, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULDN’T WANT TO?
WHAT IS SHE…INSANE?
OBVIOUSLY…not.
Posted at 9:41 PM by Gerry
3 Comments:
I hope that the WPOBP (Woman Pictured On Blog Page, previously known as WPA) occasionally includes her former colleague in the friendly golf outing, so that the BA (Blog Author) doesn't get too lonesome for his old pal, the WPOBP.
Looks like one of those infamous "adult beverages" has leapt into the BA's hand in said picture. Care to share?? ;)
Wow, you're good!
The answers are: she certainly does...and Jack, rocks. Sip?
Thanks! Jack sounds good right about now. Loooong day. The rec room bar is a-callin' my name. I'll pour one for you.... and then drink it in WPOBP's honor. :)
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