Thursday, November 29, 2007

THIS SPACE AVAILABLE (LIMITED TIME ONLY)

Time for me to check out.
See you soon!

Posted at 9:22 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

THAT'S WHAT IT IS

Watching Al Roker spread his unique brand of joy in Rockefeller Center, as they get ready to light the big Christmas tree imported from Shelton.

And that’s what it is.
A CHRISTMAS tree.

I was faced with the annual dilemma earlier today, writing a story about decorations in downtown New London.
The information said “holiday” trees.

What’s a “holiday tree?”
I know there are no Chanukah trees, and I know there are no Kwanzaa trees. That leaves Christmas. So that makes them Christmas trees.

When referring to the season in general, I usually use the word “holiday.”
Then, after Chanukah, I usually switch to “Christmas.”

That’s what it is, so that’s what I do.
I'm a simple man.

Posted at 8:24 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

"THE MUFFLER"

There are at least 32 college football bowl games between December 20th and January 7th.
As a sports fan, I will care about the traditional bowls, the Rose, Sugar, Fiesta and Orange, and of course, the BCS championship game.

And this year, I will have interest in something called the Meineke Car Care Bowl, in Charlotte on December 29th.
That’s what the UConn Huskies will be playing in. I’m calling it “The Muffler.”

Coach Randy Edsall says it’s a great reward for the kids on his team.
My friend Kevin Nathan tells me it’s a good recruiting tool for coaches to tell prospects, “We went to a bowl,” and the school will get a nice payday out of it (reportedly $750,000).

Good thing, because UConn committed to buying 12,500 tickets to The Muffler, worth about $650,000.
And they want to sell ‘em all, just to show bowl folks that the school “travels well,” meaning it will bring fans who will spend large amounts of money on hotels, restaurants, souvenirs and mufflers.

This is college football as big business, which it is (not counting the billions spent on illegal gambling).
A team only has to win 6 games to be “bowl eligible,” and with 32 bowls, nobody really cares who wins or loses most of them except for the teams involved, those who bet on them, and their fans.

And you can bet the business of college football will be put to the test for UConn between now and The Muffler when Randy Edsall starts getting offers from other schools. And make no mistake, he will.
He could go to a bigger program, he could go to a school close to his heart (Syracuse?), or he could cash in right where he is. Gotta strike while the iron’s hot, and despite the West Virginia game, Edsall’s hot.

That’s the business. Just look at the subject of the previous post.
Coach Houston Nutt (right) stepped down at Arkansas yesterday to save the state from “turmoil.” So he signed on at rival Mississippi LAST NIGHT!
It’s 451 miles between Fayetteville, Arkansas and Jackson, Mississippi, a 7.5 hour drive.

And you know, a guy could blow a muffler on the way.

Posted at 9:53 PM by Gerry 2 comments

Monday, November 26, 2007

THIS IS NUTTS!

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (AP) -- Embattled Arkansas coach Houston Nutt resigned Monday, giving up his job three days after directing the Razorbacks to a victory over top-ranked LSU. Nutt told Chancellor John A. White that he wanted to close a chapter in his life.
Nutt said he was hopeful that his departure would unify the state, which had been torn with turmoil surrounding the football program.


THAT'S WHAT IT SAID! HONEST TO GOD!

THE STATE HAD BEEN TORN WITH TURMOIL SURROUNDING THE FOOTBALL PROGRAM!

What? Is blood running in the streets of Bentonville? Are they ready to take the last train from Clarksville? Do Little Rockers (Rockians?) want to move, lock, stock and barrel, to Louisiana? Is there hand-to-hand combat between brothers and sisters from Hope and Hot Springs?

I know college football is religion, especially in the south. I get it. I don't like it, but I get it.
Good heavens, Alabama coach Nick Saban called his team's loss on the 17th to Louisiana-Monroe a "CATASTROPHIC EVENT" ...then talked about other catastrophic events like September 11th and Pearl Harbor, and how America rebounded from those, and his team would have to rebound from this catastrophic event, not that it was like September 11th or Pearl Harbor mind you, and right now I'm reminded of the John Belushi character on "Weekend Update" who'd get so damned worked up he'd spin right off his chair which I feel like doing right now just thinking that I'd like to kick Nick Saban in the....

Never mind. I feel much better now.
Besides, Saban's "pep talk" didn't work. His team lost its fourth straight at Auburn. Good.

As we speculate over where the UConn Huskies go play a bowl game (can we just call the Meineke Car Care Bowl "The Muffler"?)...please join me in a brief and fervent prayer that UConn football, as great as it may become, never tears the state apart with turmoil. Our very future could be at stake.

Posted at 8:56 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Sunday, November 25, 2007

BILL O'NEILL


What a good, decent man.

Bill O'Neill was a politician, and proud to say so.
A saloonkeeper by training, he didn't market himself, he didn't brand himself, he did what he thought was right.
That doesn't mean everything he did was right, but if he, after careful consideration, believed it was, then so be it.
Once upon a time, it was that simple.

Bill O'Neill was the only politician I ever developed a personal relationship with.
Years ago, the governor would host a Christmas party for the media. One year, for some reason, Bill and Nikki O'Neill asked my wife Kathy and me to hang around after everyone else left.
Why? They liked us well enough. That's all. No strings attached.
And we liked Bill and Nikki, too. No strings attached. We socialized from time to time, and enjoyed each other's company.

His only regret? That he smoked. Chronic emphysema led to his death Saturday at the age of 77.
At the many charitable events that I would see Bill and Nikki O'Neill, I would join her for a cigarette.
It was Bill O'Neill's declining health that prompted me to quit smoking. I would try, fail, try, and fail again. But with Bill O'Neill (on oxygen) in the back of my mind, I would try again. I think I've succeeded this time. I hope I have.

And my regret is that, despite the urging of his longtime friend Al Lane, assigned to his detail by the State Police, I never sat down for an extended retrospective of his career with him. We scheduled and postponed a couple of times, but never got it done.

Bill O'Neill, as he left office, vowed he would simply "fade away."
And you know what? He did.
Because, after careful consideration, he thought it was the right thing to do.

He was the last of his kind. Too bad for us.

Posted at 12:43 AM by Gerry 1 comments

Saturday, November 24, 2007

AT HALFTIME... (UPDATED)


Random thoughts at halftime of the UConn-West Virginia game...

I've never been a UConn flag waver, but win or lose at West Virginia, Randy Edsall's program has come of age on the national stage.

Speaking of Edsall, did UConn find him in a catalog?
This has nothing to do with his ability. I mean, the man just looks like he was born to be a football coach. Or a model.

I love the "Rock Me Gently" Jeep commercial. Andy Kim must be weeping in gratitude.
I hate the Hyundai "Duh" commercials. Seriously.

Who ARE the guys announcing this game?

And finally, I am NOT watching ESPN on ABC. I'm watching ABC on ABC.

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Several hours later... WVU 66, UConn 21.

Randy Edsall pretty much summed it up best: ''We just ran into an outstanding football team and one that I hope goes and wins a national championship.''

Me too. And UConn had one helluva season.
I'm now watching Bravo on NBC. (Just kidding.)

Posted at 5:30 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Friday, November 23, 2007

WHO'S OUT THERE?

Let's see, there's Peter N., Linda, Mark, and my friend Anonymous.
Thanks to their comments, I know they read this blog, along with select friends and family.

(By the way, I know the spelling on this graphic is atrocious. It's all I could find, and it fit the bill.)

On television, we want our work to be seen. And since we get nearly instant ratings reports, we know how many thousands of people saw our work the day before.

But I never know how many, if any, people see this little effort on a regular basis. And I found that mildly frustrating...until I read this interview.

More than 99% of the blogs on the internet get no hits at all. ZERO.

Suddenly, I'm not so frustrated.
As a matter of fact, I'm grateful to you, and to Peter N., Linda, Mark, Anonymous, and those friends and family who log in.

One blog for every 23 people who can access the internet.

Who's out there?
Everyone, I guess.

Posted at 9:34 PM by Gerry 5 comments

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

WHAT A TURKEY

Hi everybody, I’m Gerry Brooks.
Our top story tonight: I hate my job! I want out! I can’t stand the people I work with!


Imagine if I led a newscast that way.
Certainly, you’d never forget it. And certainly, it would be my last newscast whether I wanted it to be or not.

Well, that’s the gist of a phone call I got from a florist this morning.
I was on my first cup of coffee (never a good time to talk to me, or for me to talk) when the phone rang.

“We have to make a delivery to you. Will you be home?”
“I think so.”
“You have to be home.”
“If we run out, it will just be for a short period of time. You can leave it by the door.”
“You can’t be gone long.”
“We won’t.”
“This weather is awful, and we’re busy, and I can’t find decent drivers.”
“HUH?”
“I have to get out of this business. Really. I’m miserable.”

OK, at this point, I’m considering telling her to run naked into traffic. I’m just not equipped to deal with this first thing in the morning. Not even from the Dearly Beloved.
But I give it another shot.

“Well, just hang in there, it’ll get better.”
“Hey, are you the TV guy?”
“Yeah.”
“I wish my job was as easy as yours.”

Now I’m considering telling her to sit on the flowers and rotate.

“Well, be careful what you wish for.”
“Just make sure you don’t leave them outside for long.”
“OK, bye.”

They came about 3 hours later. The delivery guy was every bit as “pleasant” as the person who had called.

The arrangement will adorn our Thanksgiving table. It actually is quite nice.
But I’ll probably look at it and wonder whether that florist and her family are beating the hell out each other with their turkey’s drumsticks.

A happy Thanksgiving to you all.

Posted at 9:16 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Monday, November 19, 2007

LIFE LESSONS

Sometimes you learn about life by reading the obituaries.

I read the obits.
Everybody has a story, and in a few inches of newsprint, obituaries are the life stories of those who have left us.
Some are interesting, some are informative, and some are entertaining.

In the latter category falls the obituary of Peter Rabbett of East Hartford and Windsor.

Out of respect, here is Mr. Rabbett's obituary in its entirety.

But this is the line that made me read the entire obituary, and linger for a moment with an appreciation for the life of someone I never knew:
"Pete has a great sense of humor, especially with a name like Peter Rabbett. He had 25 fights, 10 with girls where he lost a few."

Somebody wrote that to convey Mr. Rabbett's spirit. And somebody read it. Me.
I think I would have enjoyed a visit to a tavern with Mr. Rabbett.
My condolences to his friends and family.

Posted at 9:25 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Sunday, November 18, 2007

PREMATURE CELEBRATION

Got caught in a time warp Sunday.
Driving along, looking at some remarkable autumn foliage on November 18th, which was strange enough.

Then the station that happened to be on declared itself, "The official radio station of Christmas," and the next thing I knew, there was Nat King Cole, singing "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."

I really like that song, and I really like Nat King Cole.
But I know Nat recorded "Autumn Leaves" which would have been far more appropriate.

Still, the big question is, how do you get declared "The official (fill in the blank) of Christmas"?
Who do you pay? Santa? His agent?

Can I be the official news anchor of Christmas? And if I can, I want Chanukah and Kwanzaa, too.

Just talk to me after Thanksgiving.


Posted at 8:35 PM by Gerry 2 comments

Thursday, November 15, 2007

HO NO!

From our 5:30 news on Thursday:

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS TAKES A QUANTUM LEAP FORWARD...OR BACKWARD...DOWN UNDER.
SANTAS IN SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA HAVE BEEN TOLD NOT TO SAY "HO HO HO" ANYMORE...BECAUSE IT MAY BE OFFENSIVE TO WOMEN.
THEY'VE BEEN INSTRUCTED TO SAY "HA HA HA."
SAYS ONE CHILD ADVOCATE IN SYDNEY: "GIMME A BREAK."


Just for the record, my favorites are:

"Australia is NOT a suburb of America!"
And, "Why do we let these morons tell us what to think?"

Excellent observation, and an outstanding question.

Posted at 9:53 PM by Gerry 3 comments

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

THE FUTURESEX OPEN?

Justin Timberlake is going to be the celebrity host of the PGA Tour event in Las Vegas.
It will be called the “Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open.”
Good for him. By all accounts, he loves the game and reportedly plays to a 6-handicap.

From Crosby and Hope to the Gatlin brothers, celebrities have been tied to PGA Tour events for years.
Bing Crosby and Pebble Beach were synonymous, as were Danny Thomas and Memphis, and, of course, Sammy Davis, Jr. and Hartford.

Once a year, Sammy would bring his buddies to Connecticut, and they’d play, on and off the course. They’d put on a show at Wethersfield Country Club, and later, at the TPC. And then they’d put on a bigger and better show at the Bushnell or the Hartford Civic Center. It was Vegas in Connecticut, with Sinatra, Sammy, Jerry Lewis, and Jackie Gleason, among others, taking the stage.

But under the leadership of Deane Beman and Tim Finchem, the PGA Tour went corporate. The big names of show business were replaced by the big names of business in the late 80s and early 90s.

It was the Sammy Davis, Jr.-Greater Hartford Open from 1973 until 1984. Then Canon came in, and it was the Canon-Sammy Davis, Jr.-Greater Hartford Open from 1985 through 1987. And then Sammy was told his presence was no longer needed.

Yes, he could be a major pain in his drinking and drugging years, and sometimes he could barely walk a straight line, much less swing a club. But his last few years with the tournament, he was clean and sober.
I can tell you the man was a joy to work with, because I had the pleasure of hosting a SDJ-GHO special with him.
And for all his fame, he hated losing “his” golf tournament. Before his death in 1990, his wife Altovise told me it broke his heart.

The PGA Tour is hardly about to come full circle, and lose its beloved corporate sponsors.
But I like the idea of a celebrity tie, and I like the idea of Justin Timberlake hosting a tournament.

Like Sammy, this kid can do it all: he sings, dances, acts, and undoubtedly has a better game than SDJ did. He may not have a Sinatra to come in and play with him, but he can always call in SNL’s Andy Samberg for a “boxing” match. (If you don’t get it, ask any SNL fan.)

And I have to believe he’s already helped break a PGA Tour record.
I used to think the “Canon-Sammy Davis, Jr.-Greater Hartford Open” was the longest name ever for a tournament.
But really, the “Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open” is a mouthful, isn’t it?

Posted at 9:37 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE

Shopping for a greeting card recently, I came across one intended for a brother’s birthday.
A smiling boy is asked by his teacher to spell “brother”, and he spells out “D-I-P-S-H-I…”

Every family loves, fights, laughs and cries. And those are the families with no problems other than the highs and lows that life brings.

So consider the DeLucas and the Alvinos. It seemed as if it was “Family Night” on our 11pm newscast Tuesday. Families with big, public problems.

Lou DeLuca (left) resigned from the State Senate, perhaps before he could be expelled. The root of his problem: trying to protect a granddaughter from a husband DeLuca believed was abusive.

Anthony and Donna Alvino are under arrest in connection with the hit-and-run death of UConn freshman Carlee Wines. The root of their problem: trying to keep their son (right) from being charged with the crime. Their son has since copped a plea, and will be sentenced on January 23rd, a year and a day after Wines’ death.

There may be reason to believe that abuses of power and wealth came into play in the trials (and tribulations) of the DeLucas and Alvinos.
And there may be reason to believe that love (however misguided) came into play, too.

Maybe they’re not your typical next-door neighbors.
Or maybe they are.

The next time you have some family friction, maybe you should remember the DeLucas and Alvinos.
You’ll know things aren’t all that bad.
You may even want to send them a greeting card that tickles your fancy.

Posted at 9:42 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Monday, November 12, 2007

MORE GREENE

I should have posted this last week (“Green is Universal”), but better late than never.

A friend and I met for coffee Monday, and as always, the discussion turned to our shared love of good writing for television news.
And whenever we have this discussion, one name always comes up: DOUG GREENE.

Nobody turns a phrase better than Doug…nobody I have ever worked with marries words and pictures better…and he does the best “man on the street” interviews since…well…me. (So shoot me. You gotta be good at something.)

Doug has been with NBC 30 since 1990.
He’s one of those unsung guys who comes in every day, does a great job, and goes home.

I’m a big fan, and I have one request to make of you.
When you see one of Doug’s reports, don’t just watch it. Listen to it.

Greene’s talent is universal.

Posted at 8:26 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Friday, November 9, 2007

CLEAN AND GREEN

“Green is Universal” week is almost over.
I learned a lot, and I hope you did too.

If anyone’s looking for me this weekend, I’ll be in the woods foraging for nuts and berries, and camping by the stream.


No phone, no laptop.
Send messages by carrier pigeon if necessary.

Posted at 5:07 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Thursday, November 8, 2007

AS I RECALL...

I was going to do one of those “Why can’t they wait til after Thanksgiving to hype the holidays” posts.
I mean, they don’t even wait for Halloween anymore, so what’s the point?

BUT NOW I GET IT!

NOW I UNDERSTAND!

The light bulb went on tonight when I saw this story on the Associated Press wire.

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Curious George is the latest victim of Chinese-made toy recalls.
The Consumer Product Safety Commission says about 175,000 Curious George Plush Dolls have been recalled because they have too much lead in their surface paint.
The recalled dolls have a plastic face and are sold in five different models. They were sold with Curious George story or activity books at stores nationwide from December 2005 through August 2007. Consumers can contact manufacturer Marvel Toys for a refund.
Meanwhile, about 51,000 Children's Fashion Sunglasses have also been recalled due to dangerous lead levels. The yellow colored shades were made in China and sold at Dollar General stores from March 2005 through October 2007.

This follows our rather extensive coverage of the recall of another Chinese-made toy called “Aqua Dots.”
It seems the coating on the little plastic beads contains a chemical that can be converted into a powerful date rape drug. Even I couldn’t make that up. (The movie version: "I Am Curious: George"??)

But given all the recalls we’ve been reporting on seemingly nonstop, it seems to me the sooner you shop for the holidays (and we’re NOT getting into the ‘holidays vs. Christmas' discussion right now), the better off you’ll be.

Because at the rate we’re going, EVERY TOY EVER MADE IS PROBABLY GOING TO BE RECALLED!
GET ‘EM WHILE YOU CAN!

You wouldn’t want to disappoint the kids by getting them books, would you? UGHHH!
Besides, the ink might be toxic if they like a page so much they eat it.

Posted at 9:07 PM by Gerry 5 comments

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

A GOOD REMINDER

One of the stories we covered Tuesday was that of a Hebron man.
He was arrested for calling the state police (more than once), and asking them to deliver beer to his house. He apparently had had more than one when he made the calls.

Face value, a funny story.

But his ex-wife emailed us with her side of the story, and it’s not so funny.
I won’t go into all the details, because much of it was personal, and not intended for the consumption of the general public.

She explained the toll her ex-husband’s alcoholism has taken on her and their children, and expressed her deep concern that other kids will give her kids a hard time about it because it was on the news.

I hope not, and (though I’m sure it’s of no comfort whatsoever) I feel badly for her and her children.

While the story was factually correct, we had a laugh at the expense of someone who needs help, and unwittingly, at the expense of an exasperated ex-wife and innocent kids.

This serves as a good reminder that, no matter how appealing a story may be on the surface, we always need to look below that surface to see what else is there.

Posted at 9:23 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

38 PITCHES

Red Sox pitcher Curt Schilling has his admirers and detractors.
Count me among the admirers, most especially for his honesty and candor.

Part of the reason I left sports reporting in 1979 was hearing little but the usual “backs to the wall, we gave it our all” responses to questions. And nothing’s really changed.

Schilling is different. Much different.
Exhibit A: his blog, “38 Pitches.”
No one has to guesstimate the value of the one year deal he just signed with the Sox. He TELLS you. He even breaks it down.

He took the hometown discount, but his bonuses are easily attainable if he stays healthy and in (relatively) good shape.
My favorite, of course, is the weight clause. He’ll have 6 random weigh-ins next season, one a month, and he’ll get $333,333 every time he maintains his weight.
He doesn’t have to LOSE weight, just not GAIN any.

I don’t have an agent (never have, and never saw the need to share my earnings with someone else), but on that weight clause alone I’d consider hiring his.

Some guy by the name of…Curt Schilling.
Smart dude.

Posted at 9:05 PM by Gerry 2 comments

ELECTION NIGHT

There have been many exciting election nights, and there will be many more.

THIS is not one of them.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Posted at 8:25 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Monday, November 5, 2007

POWER FAILURE

The nation is reeling from the credit crunch and poor housing market, but Stan O’Neal is living the American Dream while so many Americans are living a nightmare.

Don't know who Stan is?
He was CEO of Merrill Lynch until last week. He resigned after his company posted a 3-and-a-half billion dollar loss in the third quarter.

He didn’t exactly walk the plank, though. He floated down in a $161 million golden parachute.

“You failed, Stan. You failed so spectacularly, here’s $161 million in retirement and benefits. Now go play golf.”

And that he does, playing to a single digit handicap, according to GHIN.com (Golf Handicap and Information Network). He played quite a bit in the third quarter, by the way.

Executives can do quite well without actually doing quite well.

Now comes news that Northeast Utilities and Connecticut Light & Power want all of us who pay for power to pay for their powerful.

As reported by Mark Peters of the Hartford Courant, CL&P wants state regulators to let the company pass along the cost of its executive bonuses. TO US.
$3.5-million dollars in bonuses…to be divvied up by about 15 executives, one of whom, NU president and CEO Charles Shivery, made $4.2 million in 2006.

Shareholders used to pay for the bonuses.
Now they want US to pay as part of a 4.6% rate increase requested by CL&P for January 1st.

CL&P says it’s “in a war for talent”, that the incentives are “part of doing business.”

What, $4.2 million isn’t incentive enough?

Just out of curiosity, can he play third base?

Posted at 10:19 PM by Gerry 2 comments

Sunday, November 4, 2007

NOVEMBER

Which month is worse, March or November?

March, despite its mud, melting snow, and dirty slush at least occasionally offers the promise of spring.

November offers...well...Thanksgiving, and not much else.
The only color I associate with November is gray.

The weekend was spent moving the outdoor furniture to the basement, dumping the flower baskets and pots, and generally getting ready to become an "indoor person."

It also included a good cleaning of the golf clubs and bag, but they didn't go down to the basement.
It may be November, but it doesn't mean I'm devoid of all hope.








Posted at 8:05 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Thursday, November 1, 2007

ME? ANTISOCIAL?

A good friend just joined one of the major social networking websites, and apparently, so did I.

I was urged to check it out, and to do that, I had to sign up. I did.

SO NOW WHAT?
I don’t want to communicate with this friend via a website. I would rather drop a personal note, pick up the phone, or best of all, get together and enjoy each other’s company.

I don’t want to “make friends” with anybody this way.
Friends…REAL friends…are hard enough to make as it is.
So many impersonal ways to communicate these days.

So does that make me “antisocial?”

Posted at 10:15 PM by Gerry 6 comments