Thursday, February 28, 2008

SAD ALL OVER

It wasn’t too long ago that I questioned the inclusion of the Dave Clark Five in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
And I suppose I still do.

But this is sad.
Less than two weeks before their induction, lead singer Mike Smith has died.
Smith gave the DC5 its sound…a little harder-edged, a little more rockin’ than the Beatles.

At the height of their shared popularity, everybody knew John, Paul, George and Ringo. Each had distinct personalities and images.
But everybody was less sure who was who in the DC5. As a matter of fact, there were people who thought Smith WAS Dave Clark, because he was the lead singer and keyboard player. Clark was the drummer. (In the picture, Smith is second from the left, Clark in the middle.)

Still, for a while in the mid-to-late 60’s, the DC5 gave the Beatles a run for their money on the charts, and for appearances on “The Ed Sullivan Show” (a dozen!).
They broke up in 1970, and unlike the individual Beatles, never again achieved international success.

Mike Smith’s passing didn’t make our newscast Thursday night.
Turns out I was the only person in the newsroom who knew who he was.

Damn.

Posted at 10:05 PM by Gerry 5 comments

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

UP YOURS!

As I mentioned last week, I’ve scheduled a colonoscopy, and you should too if you’re of a certain age or have a family history.
So today, this story crosses the wire.
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HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- The Aetna insurance company says it will delay a new policy that would no longer cover the cost of using anesthesiologists during colonoscopies.
The policy had been opposed by a group of New Jersey doctors.
The policy was to take effect April 1. Aetna now says it will be implemented after the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approves other forms of sedation.
Aetna says that groups and individuals not identified by the Hartford-based insurer have misinterpreted the policy as no longer covering sedation. It says the confusion could make patients hesitant to undergo cancer screening or other procedures.
Aetna initially announced its policy in December. It says the price for colonoscopies can increase up to $1,000 if an anesthesiologist prescribes propofol.
(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)
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I’m not covered by Aetna. Obviously, they don’t want you to have a colonoscopy without being sedated, which is awfully nice of them.
But I’ll tell you what, Aetna decision makers. YOU all have colonoscopies first with your alternative to anesthesia, and let me know how it works out.

I, for one, look forward to my colonoscopies for 4 reasons: my peace of mind, to keep my mother quiet, to get the day off, and to get legally higher than a kite.

The doctor tells me to count back from 100, and I’m gone by 97. And I feel GREAT afterwards.
And here you go, Aetna, giving my insurer ideas.

Thanks a lot for trying to take all the fun out of a colonoscopy.

Posted at 9:41 PM by Gerry 2 comments

JUST AN OBSERVATION


Spoke to a friend this afternoon for the first time in a couple of weeks. She was home, I was at my desk.
The last time we talked, I was in my car and she was in Hawaii.

Today’s conversation was so much more pleasant, because we were both on regular old telephones.
The exchanges were clear, and there was no pausing or raised voices.
I like the clarity of the regular old phone, and I still like the heft of a receiver in my hand.

I’m not the biggest fan of cell phones. I find them intrusive.
I don’t often want to talk, and I don’t often want to be talked to. Or even found.
And yes, I do understand they are useful under certain circumstances and in emergencies.

The last time I exchanged my cell phone for a new one, the clerk checked my record.
“Can we talk you into more than 300 minutes a month?”
“Can I talk you into fewer?”


Right now, my cell phone is where it belongs. In the car. Off.

Posted at 5:42 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

TWO SECONDS

Just walked into the beautiful NBC 30 cafeteria for a cup of coffee, and caught the last two seconds of a commercial.
Sometimes two seconds is all you need to be glad you didn’t see more.
Sometimes two seconds is all you need to be totally turned off.
Sometimes two seconds is all you need to make a snap judgment. Which this is.

It was the end of a commercial with an attorney touting a legal web site.
Not just any attorney. An OJ attorney. Robert Shapiro. And it turns out he’s billed as a “co-founder” of the web site.

Ain’t America grand? You help get a celeb off for two murders (even if he was convicted in the court of public opinion), and you turn into a celeb yourself. And, of course, try to make a ton of dough off of it, too.

Two seconds was two too many.
Good coffee, though.

Posted at 4:56 PM by Gerry 2 comments

Monday, February 25, 2008

THE MAN'S A FERRARI

Tiger Woods says he’s playing the best golf of his life.

That means the rest of the field of the events he enters is playing for second.
And the rest of us (who care) are witnesses to history. OK, golf history.
I’ve always enjoyed rooting for the underdog (unless “my” teams are favored)…but I enjoy seeing Tiger win.
And not just win, but win in a big way. Stewart Cink just happened to be the latest opponent to get in his way.

I admire his quest for perfection in a game that is populated by those of us who are so imperfect.

There are those who call his game unbelievable. Believe it. We don’t see the hours and hours he puts in on the range.

There’s only one thing I don’t believe about Tiger.

I don’t believe he drives a Buick.

Posted at 5:04 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Friday, February 22, 2008

A GOOD SNOW DAY

I'm sure kids on vacation think it's a waste of a good snow day, but it really is a GOOD SNOW DAY.

Would I rather be on the first tee at Tallwood? Sure.
But it's February 22nd (the day formerly known as Washington's Birthday), and as I think about getting ready for work (so I can tell you it's snowing), I can't help but stare out the window and admire how pretty it is.

No rain, no sleet, no wind...nothing but snow.

It seems we don't get a lot of days like this anymore, and we have Saturday to clean it up.
So why not enjoy? And have a good weekend.

Posted at 1:18 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Thursday, February 21, 2008

CINDY, BILL, AND MICHELLE

The headline in the paper this morning said, “Obama’s Wife Watches Mouth.”

That’s too bad. I enjoy it when the candidates and their spouses act like…well…human beings.
God knows Hillary Clinton’s husband…Bill, is it?…has proven time and again he’s only human.

And apparently Michelle Obama has been put on notice after her statement that “for the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country.”

Really...unless you’re one of those who thinks what the talking heads on cable and radio tell you to think...it wasn’t hard to figure out what she MEANT.
It doesn’t take a genius to understand what she was saying, but it was like raw meat thrown to the PoliTalk attack dogs.
Should she need to be interpreted all the time? No. That wouldn’t be good.
But I appreciated the simple humanity of her statement.

Conversely, I didn’t appreciate Cindy McCain’s (right) unsolicited and rather Stepford “I am very proud of my country” response.

Then again, I won’t be voting for Cindy, Michelle or Bill.

I’ll be voting for the person I consider the best human for the job.
If only they (and their spouses) could allow themselves their humanity more often.

Posted at 5:27 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

BY BYE


We get our bottled water from Maine?
Hey, let's find a nice local stream and some empty bottles and make a few bucks.

HARTFORD, Conn. (AP) -- State Rep. Beth Bye says she wants Connecticut to stop buying bottled water for the state Capitol and legislative office building.
Instead, she says lawmakers and the people who work for them should drink tap water.
She says it would save more than $11,000 a year and help the environment. She says Connecticut is ranked in the top five in the nation for quality of its drinking water and should stop importing water from Maine.
She says replacing bottled water coolers with coolers that use tap water won't be too expensive.
Bye says she hopes that if lawmakers set an example, state agencies will stop spending more than $500,000 a year on bottled water coolers and bottles.
(Copyright 2008 by The Associated Press. All Rights Reserved.)

Posted at 5:17 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

ISN'T THAT SPECIAL?

So I had my annual physical last week.
The prognosis: I’ll live.

But as a bonus, I got to make an appointment with another specialist. That brings to SIX the number of specialists I’ll see for one thing or another, not counting my regular doctor. (Who I really like, by the way, just in case he should see this.)

And the thing is, I’M HEALTHY! (Relatively speaking.)

It’s not that I mind seeing the specialists. I don’t mind being poked, prodded or probed. (More on the probe part ahead.)
It’s CALLING them I’m afraid of.
I just know that I’ll get caught in a maze of, “If you’re calling for Dr. Feelgood, press one. If you’re calling for Chinese takeout, press four.” And on and on.

I made three appointments today. Two of the calls actually went pretty well, and for some reason, the new specialist’s office already had my information.
Turns out I’d seen another one of the group’s specialists several years ago. Once you join the club, you’re always in, I guess.

Now, back to the probing. One of the appointments I made was for a colonoscopy.
If you’re of a certain age, and you haven’t had one…shame, shame.

I'm not gonna go all Katie Couric on you, but don’t make me nag!

Posted at 5:06 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Monday, February 18, 2008

MAKE IT STOP!

Look at the time this was posted.
That's not good for anyone who does the 11pm news, especially a grumpy old man. (OK, not that old, but very grumpy right now.)

The rain woke me up. Went down to the basement. No water. Good. Very good.
But I'm up. Bad. Very bad.

On any other day, I'd go out and get the paper, but on Monday it's a pamphlet. Not worth getting wet for. (I told you I'm grumpy, OK?)

Hmmm. Rain seems to be letting up. Maybe I can go back to sleep.
If not, don't miss the 11pm. Maybe I'll take a swing at Brad. (C'mon, I'm kidding. Or am I?)
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Fast forward to 5:45pm: why did anybody get out of bed today? What a waste of 60-degrees.
Maybe I'll growl at Brad during the 6pm news.
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10pm update: just ran into Brad in our shared office (others call it the men's room). I can't even growl at him. The poor guy hurt his back playing hoops. He still thinks he's 25.
How can you take a swing at somebody like that? You can't.
But you can throw an elbow under the boards.

Posted at 7:28 AM by Gerry 2 comments

Thursday, February 14, 2008

TURN THE PAGE

If Brad is right, we can all look forward to some sun and 40-something degrees. Finally.

What an awful week. Bitter cold Monday, snow Tuesday, build-the-ark rain Wednesday, and just-try-to-shovel-your-sidewalk Thursday.
Of course, we had a better week than Roger Clemens, who probably wishes he could turn back the clock 20 years and report to spring training.

“Pitchers and catchers.”
Sounds good, doesn’t it?

America loves the NFL, but we don’t talk about the NFL much after the Super Bowl. And yeah, we’ve got the Celts and UConn in season.

But fans talk baseball all year long, and now we get to see what we’ve been talking about since the Red Sox burst the Rockies’ bubble.

Sox fans get to see if Ellsbury’s everything he seemed to be late last season.
Yankees fans can see if Joba’s everything he seemed to be after his call-up.
And Mets fans get to see their new crown jewel who IS everything he seems to be, Senor Santana (above).

I’d say, “Let the yapping begin,” but it never really stopped.

Ain’t it great?

Posted at 10:30 PM by Gerry 3 comments

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

THREE QUESTIONS

When did the issue of performance enhancing drugs become a partisan issue?

How much money do you think Roger Clemens has donated to the Republican party?

Do you think the Yankees are worried where Andy Pettitte’s head is right now?

Posted at 5:43 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Tuesday, February 12, 2008

WII!!!!!

We’ve done a couple of stories on the therapeutic (mental and physical) effects for seniors who bowl using Wii, the Nintendo video game system.
Sometimes these stories actually hit home, and this one does, because MY MOTHER KICKS ASS.

I really wanted to put it a more delicate way. After all, this is the station’s web site, and she is my mother.
But there’s no way around it. The woman wants to put a whuppin’ on your butt.

Bowling used to bill itself as “fun for the whole family,” and you know what? It still is.

We all played on Super Bowl Sunday…bowlers ranging in age from 9 to 78 (guess who).
She’d already Brunswicked her grandchildren, and that day she put a royal King Louie on her son. (If you don’t get the references, you never watched the PBA Tour on ABC growing up.)

So yesterday, I call her for…I don’t even remember…and her big news was, “I got a 236.”
“What’s a 236?”
“Bowling.”
“You got a 236??? Really?”
“I was really on.”

I remember years ago she was in a women’s bowling league. At least, she said she was. Had her own ball. Looking back, I might have suspected she used it as an excuse to just get out of the house and far, far away from her 3 boys.
But now I believe.

I gotta get me one of them Wiis and practice.
I gotta put a Welu on that woman.

Posted at 5:32 PM by Gerry 4 comments

Monday, February 11, 2008

BRILLIANT BUT TROUBLED ARTIST

Last night was the first time I totally passed on watching the Grammys. Not even a minute. I just didn’t care.

I do know that all of the buzz was about Amy Winehouse (left), AKA “Brilliant But Troubled Artist.”
A pop/rock star with a drug problem? Really?

Hey, Generation X, Y, whatever they call you...come up with something better than Jim Morrison being found like a beached whale in a bathtub in Paris…Janis Joplin (right) drugging and drinking herself to death in Beverly Hills…Jimi Hendrix choking to death on his own vomit in London (which may or may not be true)…or Mama Cass choking to death on a ham sandwich (definitely not true, but a great story).

Then get back to me.

Posted at 5:17 PM by Gerry 6 comments

Thursday, February 7, 2008

THE MAGIC WORDS

Sean Phillips reported this week on the troubles of a Meriden gravestone company and the frustration of its customers.
Basically, the guy told Sean he didn’t have enough help, and fell way behind filling his orders. The details are here.

Aside from it being a very solid story, what attracted my attention is the man’s admission that he screwed up. Plain and simple. No excuses.

Maybe it's a trend. This is the third time in recent months that our reporters have confronted a business person who said the magic words: I screwed up.

And that’s really very smart (unless, I suppose, you’re gonna get your butt sued off.)
With the utterance of the magic words, you go from villainous to empathetic.
And to make the admission on TV!

None of these people seemed to be “managed”; they certainly didn’t hire crisis consultants. They’re just real people with real problems who were honest enough to admit they weren’t always honest enough.

I, too, have used the magic words (or their first cousin variation). They work well. There’s no real comeback to them except, “Oh.”
Or, “Don’t let it happen again.”

You don’t want to use them too often, but if you’ve never uttered the magic words, you should try sometime.
You know you’ll need them sooner or later.

WE ALL DO.

Posted at 9:41 PM by Gerry 1 comments

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

WHO IS THIS BRADY PERSON?

That’s what they might be asking in Nicaragua or Romania, when they put on their brand new “New England Patriots Super Bowl Champions” tee shirts.
In case you missed it, the NFL packs up all the losing team’s gear and ships it off to poorer countries through World Vision.

A nice gesture, but here are two scenes from a movie you’ll never see (though it would be fun).

CUT TO LOSING TEAM’S LOCKER ROOM.

Tom Brady:
“I can’t believe we lost, Coach.”

Bill Belichick: “Me neither, Tom. But at least we’ll make some new fans in Nicaragua.”

DISSOLVE TO NICARAGUAN AID CENTER.

Relief worker: “Tenga una camisa y un sombrero nuevos.” (“Here’s a nice new shirt and cap for you.”)

Recipient:
“Perdieron! Donde esta la material de los Gigantes? No puedo usar eso!” (“Are you kidding me??? They LOST! Where’s the Giants stuff??? I can’t wear that!”)

Posted at 5:48 PM by Gerry 5 comments

SEX, POLITICS AND TIMING

I think Brokaw went to bed, and I can only take so much Matthews, so I'm shutting off the TV and wrapping up Super Tuesday with my two top not-very-political observations.

In Connecticut's rush to be a player, we jumped in with the Super Tuesday crowd, and attracted a fair amount of attention, including significant appearances this week by Obama, Clinton and McCain.

But with the Democratic race so close, WHAT IF we had kept early March as our primary date?

Little ol' Connecticut wants attention? If we held the primaries on March 4th, we would have been in the company of just two "big" states, Texas and Ohio, and our wee friends Rhode Island and Vermont.

THAT would have gotten us more than a "fair" amount of attention, but nooooo...we couldn't wait. C'est la vie.

And speaking of attention, this caught mine while watching coverage on all the different monitors in the newsroom: WCTX (Ch.9 on cable) running an ad for a phone sex service while streaming primary results at the bottom of the screen.

Write your own punch line.

Posted at 1:29 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

THERE, I SAID IT!

I missed the old lever voting machine.

I missed walking up to it...pulling the lever to close the curtain...taking a private, solitary moment to double check my choice...and then congratulating myself for getting off my butt to do my civic duty.

The new system made me feel like I was back in class, and someone might look over my shoulder to steal my answer (or the other way around).

And when I went to insert my ballot into the electronic machine, there was a very nice elderly lady standing next to it to offer help. (I rarely use the word elderly anymore, but this lady was, well, elderly.)

And as she stood there, looking down at the machine where she could SEE my ballot, I wanted to ask, “Could you turn away, please?”
I half expected her to scream, “You’re voting for….? Hey everybody, he’s voting for…!!!”

But I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I mean, she was…elderly.
And she clearly enjoyed handing out the “I Voted Today” sticker.

All part of the process.

Posted at 4:47 PM by Gerry 6 comments

Monday, February 4, 2008

WHAT FUN!


Based on what we saw on Monday, Tuesday actually should be Super.

Hillary Clinton returning to her legal roots at Yale…
Barack Obama playing to 17-thousand at the XL Center in Hartford.

And Connecticut can say it actually does matter.
(I think we, too often, have a “Little State” mentality…stuck between New York and Boston. In my travels, I prefer to make people believe Connecticut is an exclusive club anyone can belong to. You just have to show up.)

What I’m not really sure matters are endorsements.
I really don’t care that Clinton’s won the endorsements of a bunch of newspapers, unions and Dick Blumenthal and Nancy Wyman, among others.
I really don’t care that Reps. Larson, Murphy and DeLauro shared the stage with Obama, along with the Kennedys.
And don’t get me started on celebrity endorsements.

I don’t care what any of them think. I care what I think.
And whether you’re for Huckabee, McCain, Paul, Romney, Clinton, or Obama, I hope you care enough of what you think to go flip the lever of your choice on Tuesday.
Or press the button. Or whatever it is you do with the new voting machines.

It’s fun to look ahead to covering something. (Keisha is verrrry excited. Gotta keep her away from the Red Bull.)
We hope you’ll join us for coverage on NBC 30.

Posted at 10:22 PM by Gerry 4 comments

THE CURE

Dear Pats Fans,

Just back from Cape Cod, where I watched the game with family.

Still feeling down?
Here's a sure cure. Listen to WEEI (Boston sports talk radio) for 2-and-a-half hours straight, just like I did on the way home.
You'll hear so many people who are far more depressed than you (or me), that things will seem brighter.

Sure, it takes a little while. But after listening to the 78th caller who sounds like he or she wants to jump, who calls for Belichick's replacement, who says the Giants got all the breaks, I promise you'll feel a lot better.

You can find WEEI at 850 AM (Boston), 103.7 FM (Providence), or 105.5 FM (Springfield). The latter two are your best bets.

Yours in better mental health,
Gerry

Posted at 12:00 PM by Gerry 5 comments