Sunday, September 30, 2007

NEVER MIND

Mets fans: disregard previous post.
Feel free to scream at the top of your lungs.
My condolences.
(By the way, I forgot Brad Drazen and Garett Argianas. Sorry, boys.)

Posted at 5:38 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Friday, September 28, 2007

YA GOTTA BELIEVE!!!

We have a wonderfully diverse crew here at NBC 30.
I'm talking baseball, by the way.

For instance, in the sports dungeon you'll find a Yankee fan (producer Don Laviano), a Red Sox fan (Mike Ratte), and a Met fan (Kevin Nathan).

All of us rooting for the "local" teams are revving up for the playoffs, but we're a little concerned today for the health and well-being of our Mets brethren: Kevin, reporter Sean Phillips, ace director Michael Wright, news photographer Dan Lee and chief engineer Keith Barbaria.

With Thursday night's loss, combined with the Phillies' win, the Mets have managed to do what no team has ever done before: blow a 7 game lead with 17 games remaining.
The Mets and Phils are tied for first, and it appears it will come down to finish first or go home.

I visited with Kevin last night after the games. I asked how he was doing.
If I recall correctly, I think he told me to make mad passionate love. With myself.
Or something like that.

Take heart, Kev...buck up, Sean, Michael, Danny and Keith.
Hey, I survived '78, '86, and '03.
You'll be OK.
Oh, the irony of a Red Sox guy consoling Met fans.
And it should be a fun weekend of baseball. Depending, of course, on your definition of fun.
There's an old bottle of Tums in my desk if you need 'em.

And no matter which team you root for, have a good weekend

Posted at 12:18 AM by Gerry 9 comments

Thursday, September 27, 2007

ISN'T THAT SPECIAL

There was certainly nothing "special" about the special session of the legislature Wednesday in Hartford.

Governor Rell promises to veto the 2-year, 4.6-billion dollar package of bonding initiatives passed last week. Too expensive.
She called in lawmakers because she wanted a vote on funding for school construction projects only.

The Democrats didn't want to, and because they control two-thirds of the seats in the House and Senate, they didn't have to.
So they adjourned the not-so-special session after a few minutes.

What a waste of time. What a waste of the gas every lawmaker burned to drive to the Capitol. What a waste of electricity under that golden dome.

So each side called the other names, and then they all went home.
What a waste of hot air.

I always had the interest, but never had the patience to cover politics on a daily basis.

Years ago, I filled in for our political reporter for a week.
Nearly everyone I interviewed stopped in mid-sentence and asked, "What are YOU doing here?"

Now, I might ask them the same question with a different inflection.
"What are you DOING here?"

Posted at 12:19 AM by Gerry 0 comments

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

HOW ABOUT BLINDFOLDS?

I came across this gem on the Associated Press wire Tuesday night.

RALEIGH, N.C. (AP) -- Prompted by parents' complaints about sex and violence in inflight movies, two congressmen introduced legislation Tuesday calling for airlines to create kid-friendly zones on planes.
"The airlines have chosen to put our children in a situation that I don't feel comfortable with," said Rep. Heath Shuler, a North Carolina Democrat.
He and Republican Rep. Walter Jones, also from North Carolina, call their proposal the Family Friendly Flights Act.
The bill calls for the creation of sections on commercial flights where there would not be any publicly viewable movie screens. It would still allow airlines to show the movies they choose on big screens in other sections, or on individual seatback screens.
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First of all, full disclosure. My wife is a longtime flight attendant for a major airline.
OK, now that that's out of the way, let me say, WOW, WHAT A GREAT IDEA!!!

Major airlines fly into and out of bankruptcy on a regular basis, and can't get their planes to take off and land on time. Let's make sure they keep the kiddies happy.

This is an industry whose rank-and-file has conceded chunks of their wages and benefits. Let's make sure they add "babysitter" to their job description. Maybe put them in clown costumes.

Let's take an industry that's been a total mess for years, and put more handcuffs on it.

Sure, let's have a "kid-friendly" section on planes.
And let's have a "readers only" section (quiet, please)...
And bring back the smoking section...
And how about a "drinkers only" section, with a bar, of course...
And throw in a "snoozers only" section, too. (Pillows and blankets in that section only.)

Let me propose an amendment to the Shuler-Jones proposal. Lose the movies altogether. They're edited, the monitors and sightlines usually aren't great, and the sound can be iffy.
Go ahead, make the kids happy. Show nothing but cartoons.

BUT...any child who does nothing but scream the whole flight? Muzzle.
Any child who kicks the back of the seat in front of him or her? Leg restraints.

The art of political compromise. Old-fashioned horse trading.
The floor is now open to debate.

Posted at 12:19 AM by Gerry 2 comments

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

PARDON THE INTERRUPTION

The blog machine broke. I don't know what else to call it.
I didn't realize what a part of my daily routine this has become.
What a creature of habit.

Posted at 4:33 PM by Gerry 4 comments

SMALL(ER) WORLD

Two things happened Monday that added to my constant amazement at how quickly the world has changed...and how much smaller it is than it used to be.

73-thousand members of the United Auto Workers went on strike against General Motors. The first UAW strike against G.M. in 37 years. And it was the THIRD story on NBC Nightly News.

My how times have changed since Charles Wilson uttered the immortal words, "What's good for the country is good for General Motors, and vice versa."
Wilson was President of G.M. at the time, and went on to become Secretary of Defense.

It seems like yesterday that you drove a car from the "Big 3" (G.M., Ford or Chrysler), or you took the bus. Everyone knew who UAW president Walter Reuther was, and he cracked a big whip.
Anyone know who the UAW president is now? Ron Gettelfinger. That's who.

Another sign of the changing times: they're not on strike over wages and benefits. All they want is job security, and G.M. can't promise that.

Volkswagen cracked the import market open, but Toyota drove through it with the Corona (in '66, I believe), and the Big 3 and the UAW haven't been the same since.
And mostly, it's their fault.

And on the subject of cars, earlier Monday I got a phone call from a man interested in buying my wife's car.
We were chatting, and in the course of conversation, he mentioned that he was in Malaysia.

"You're calling from Malaysia?"
"Yes, I'm here on business."
"You're calling from Malaysia?"
"Well, this is the first chance I've had to call."
"You're calling from Malaysia?"

This gentleman is interested in purchasing a car from us, and all I can say is, "You're calling from Malaysia?"
It sounded as if he were calling from around the corner.
Did I mention he was calling from Malaysia?
Someone called ME from Malaysia!

I think he may buy it, too, despite the fact he probably thought he was talking to a complete idiot.

Posted at 1:13 PM by Gerry 0 comments

Monday, September 24, 2007

BILL GONILLO

Connecticut broadcasting lost one of its friendliest and hardest working people over the weekend.

You probably won't remember Bill Gonillo from NBC 30, but downstate, viewers have known him as the sports director of News 12 for the past 12 years.

According to the New Haven Register, Bill was found dead in his home in Woodbridge Sunday. He was just 44.

Bill did some work with us years ago, and my enduring image of him is his smile. It never seemed to leave his face. I think that's a nice way to remember a person.
And when we had our annual visit at the GHO/Travelers Championship, that same smile was always on his face.

There is no word on his cause of death, but the Register reports Bill was a diabetic, and suffered bouts of diabetic shock in the past.
Having seen the ravages of diabetes among my family and friends, I would urge everyone to get tested in their annual physical. And it's so important for diabetics to take good care of themselves.

Our sympathies to his family, friends, and our colleagues at News 12.
Bill was one of the good guys.

Posted at 11:25 AM by Gerry 0 comments

Friday, September 21, 2007

FROM THE COURSE TO THE CLASSROOM

I will be off the air today, playing in and emceeing my final (sigh) golf tournament of the year.

All of the tournaments at which I represent NBC 30 are for worthy causes, but today's is especially worthwhile.

It's the CALAHE Scholarship tournament at Hop Meadow in Simsbury.
CALAHE stands for Connecticut Association of Latinos in Higher Education.
The goal of the tournament is simple and direct: raise scholarship money so good kids can go to good colleges.

There are many success stories, but there should be more. They should start at home, and they should start at the earliest levels of education.

Based on my experiences and observations over the years, all students are not created equal. The student in Trumbull has a better chance than the student in Bridgeport. The student in Watertown has a leg up on the student in Waterbury. The student in Avon has an advantage over the student in Hartford. You get the idea.

We're frequently invited to read to kids in schools, and the differences (urban vs. suburban) are stark.
When it comes time for "questions and answers", one of the questions I'm always asked in suburban schools (without fail) is, "How much do you make?"
Another is, "What kind of car do you drive?"

And the question I'm almost always asked in a Hartford elementary school is, "Can I have a hug?"

The answers to those two questions in the suburban schools are gentle variations of, "None of your business."
The answer to that question in the Hartford schools is always, "Absolutely."

And I wish I had the answers to fix the schools in Connecticut cities.
I don't.
People much smarter than me have tried. And failed.

I have high hopes for the new superintendent in Hartford, as I had for his predecessors, with the possible exception of Anthony Amato.
Amato was fixated on raising the students' scores on standard testing.

Forget the Mastery tests (easy for me to say).
Teach them math, how to read and write. Teach them English to complement their Spanish.

Just teach them.
Because one thing I do know. They really want to learn.
Grab them while they do.

Posted at 12:45 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Thursday, September 20, 2007

WATCH TV! LOSE WEIGHT!!!

A new study actually suggests watching TV may be good for you.

Researchers surveyed 800 viewers in 2004, before and after they watched 3 episodes of "ER."
They found the "ER" viewers were 65% more likely to report behavior changes...and they said the show had a positive effect on their health knowledge.

Believe it or not, the study was funded by the Centers for Disease Control, not NBC.

Well, I watched every single episode of "St. Elsewhere," and I never missed an episode of "The Practice" and its spinoff, "Boston Legal."

So if you need a medical or legal consult, you know where to find me. I'm obviously well qualified.
I'll hang out a shingle: G. Brooks, M.D., J.D., T.V.

Hmmm. I wonder if you can lose weight by just watching those exercise shows...

Posted at 12:15 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

GAG ME...AGAIN!

It seemed like such a good idea at the time.


Posted at 12:29 AM by Gerry 3 comments

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

LET'S SHAKE ON IT



Or not.

From our 11pm news Monday night:


THINK TWICE THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO SHAKE HANDS WITH A GUY. THE "HAND WASHING POLICE" HAVE BEEN OUT...AND FIGURE THAT A THIRD OF MEN DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE MEN'S ROOM. ONLY 12% OF WOMEN DON'T WASH UP. THE STUDY IS BASED ON OBSERVATIONS OF MORE THAN 6-THOUSAND PEOPLE IN 4 CITIES.


This is not a stunning revelation to the portion of the population that uses men's rooms.
Men generally have 3 approaches to "washing" their hands in a public restroom.

---Actually wash with soap and water.
---Take a quick pass under the faucet (no soap).
---No one else is in the men's room, so you just finish your business and stroll right out.

We have a pretty clean bunch at NBC 30. One guy washes his hands 45 times a day. Probably not much skin left on those mitts.

Another is so germ-phobic, he flushes the toilet with his foot, which isn't the most hygienic thing for the person who follows him. Where's that shoe been?

We also have Purell, which smells nice, but I've never thought of as a substitute for good old soap and water.

I always wash my hands in public restrooms, but sometimes I wonder 'why bother?'
I mean, you wash, but then you have to grab the door handle.
Who was the last person to grab the handle? Did HE wash? Or the guy before him? When was the last time the handle was washed? Why am I even thinking about this? What ARE the lyrics to "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida?"

Anyway, the guys who really worry me are those who have to stand in men's rooms all day compiling this survey.
Do they use a clipboard? A clicker? Do they wash after they go?
Maybe if they stood there and held the door more guys would wash. And they might get tips.

"What do you do?"
"I stand in men's rooms all day and watch."
"Oh. Your parents must be very proud."

Posted at 12:21 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Monday, September 17, 2007

TRANSITIONS

And here they are.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. and Mrs. Jared Carullo.

The lovely Dana did, in fact, have a TV accessible, and yes the game was on. Of course, I didn't realize it was in the bridal suite.
Still, it made a perfect evening even perfecter. (New word!)

I've never spent much time on Long Island, but here are 2 quick observations. You know you're on monied territory when all you see are gates and landscaped driveways, but the houses are out of sight.
And if Sunday traffic is any indication, I don't ever want to be there Monday through Friday.

And Sunday night marked (for me) the true change of season.
Instead of lounging in tee shirt and tattered shorts while flipping between the Sox-Yanks and Patriots-Chargers, it was time to haul out the sweats.

I hate it when that happens.

Posted at 9:50 AM by Gerry 0 comments

Thursday, September 13, 2007

WEDDING PRESENT

This is the first "on demand" post I've written.
Jared Carullo and Dana Paravati are getting married Saturday on Long Island.
Do I really want to drive to Long Island?
Well....
But they're worth the trip. And they have the good taste to read this blog every day, and have requested a wedding post.
Happy to oblige.

Jared and Dana are former producers at NBC 30.
I didn't work directly with Dana much, but I enjoyed her company, and I know she'll make a beautiful bride.
Jared, I worked with. He's about 7-foot-6, from South Carolina. When he started, my first question to him (so he says) was, "What are you...like 12?" (He has that forever-young look about him.)
Jared developed into one of the finest producers and writers I've ever worked with, and has deservedly moved up the NBC News ladder.
I know they'll have a wonderful life together, though there may be a glitch.
She's a New Yorker, a die-hard Yankee fan.
Matter of fact, here's her picture after the 2004 World Series, paying off a bet to two Red Sox fans.




Jared adopted the Red Sox long ago.
And, what do you know, the Sox and Yanks will be playing a key game DURING their wedding reception.
So kids, you asked me to write a post dedicated to you, and now you can do something for Uncle Gerry and the NBC 30 gang coming to the party.
Make sure there's a TV somewhere in the reception hall.
Please. (And thank you.)

Posted at 11:25 PM by Gerry 4 comments

CONFUSED CAMPAIGN


They started coming in to the station late Wednesday morning, and they didn't stop.
Dozens of form e-mails...all the same except for the names.
Here it is.
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Dear WVIT (NBC-30):

Dear local television manager,

I am highly offended by the sexual content in the latest Hardees/Carl's Jr. television commercials known as "Patty Melt" and "Flat Buns."

In my opinion, they violate local community standards.

Because you are licensed to serve the public interest in our community, I request that you refuse to air these ads. If you are already airing them, I ask you to stop.

As required by law, please place a copy of this email letter in your station's public file, to be readily available to FCC representatives, specifically during the license renewal period for your station.

Sincerely, (fill in the blank)
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Obviously, it's an organized campaign to get these commercials off the air. And that's fine. If you see something you don't like, you should question it or complain about it.

The problem is...there are no Hardees or Carl's Jr. restaurants in Connecticut, or anywhere in New England.
The commercials don't air here.
But this campaign calls attention to them, and specifically, to those two commercials.

Now, people who would never have seen them WANT to see them...if only out of curiosity.

Naturally, we went to You Tube and searched "Patty Melt" and "Flat Buns."
The commercials are there, and they're what you might think, judging by their titles...eye-poppers that stretch the boundaries of good taste to their outer limits. Certainly nothing you'd want to watch with your kids.

While I'm not "highly offended," I fully appreciate and understand the e-mail campaign.
I'm told some kind of rule prohibits me from offering a link, but you can go see for yourself.
And that's what makes this campaign so self-defeating.
YOU HAVE TO TARGET THE CORRECT AUDIENCE!!!!

Hardee's/Carl's Jr.'s advertising agency must be shedding tears of delirious joy.
They should give all the local e-mailers free burgers for a year.

Because now we know. And we didn't have to.

Posted at 12:22 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I APOLOGIZE

In my very first post, I vowed never to speak of the Britneys, Parises and Lindsays on this blog.
But let's make an exception, shall we?

The world was treated to one of the worst "performances" ever by Ms. Spears (or anyone else) at MTV's Video Music Awards Sunday night.
It was all over the place on Monday, including a report on our 5:30 news.

Coming out of the report, I volunteered the observation that "I'm sure she could find work at one of the establishments along I-91 in North Hartford."
I was, of course, referring to the several strip joints in that area. (Not that I would know anything about them.)

The BF (Britney Faithful) were not pleased.
As always, in the interest of equal time, here are the 3 emails we received. (Spelling, punctuation, and grammar NOT corrected.)

I am appalled by Gerry's comment about there being certain places for Britney Spears, after watching her devestating performance on the VMA's. I'm not a Britney fan, but she's human too and degrading her with a comment like that on public television is disgusting and Gerry should know better. She has been through a lot and she obviously was upset about the performance herself. There's no reason to beat a dead horse. I no longer care to listen to a word Gerry says.

I watched the news at 5:30 and the report was on the performance, or lack of one by Britney Spears. I thought the comment made by Gerry Brooks was uncalled for! Commenting he new of a place on a street in West Hartford she could perform. That was unnecessary, and in poor taste. His views need not be made. I feel bad for the girl, and hopefully she will get her act together.

what an unnecessary cheap shot at Britney Spears on tonights 9/10/07 5:30 broadcast. don't confuse this message as a rant from a fan. this is a message from a viewer that expects a degree of maturity from announcers who express opinion. shame on you for allowing reference to her [Britney] finding work 'off the highway'

Actually, I thought I was kind, considering most of the other coverage. And I thought she looked pretty good, unlike most others.

But having read and considered the emails...and having THOROUGHLY reviewed the tape of Ms. Spears performance (hey, it's my job), I would like to issue a profound apology.

To each and every exotic dancer who works in one of those establishments along I-91 in Hartford: I am really, truly sorry I lowered you to Ms. Spears' level. I have no doubt you rehearse and perform at a much higher level than Ms. Spears did Sunday night. My deepest apologies.

Posted at 12:28 AM by Gerry 9 comments

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

SEPTEMBER 11


So much will be said and written about the September 11th attacks today.
Six years.
So here's my very small contribution.

Forget. Just for a moment. Forget all the politics and the "War on Terror."

Remember. Remember how you felt. Remember the victims. Those who died, and those who didn't. Remember those vivid images.
In this era of disposable news and information, we should remember.
We shouldn't need the columnists and commentators.
We should remember, each of us, in our own way.

Posted at 12:29 AM by Gerry 4 comments

Monday, September 10, 2007

GARDEN PARTY

"I went to a garden party, everyone was there..."

Actually, there were 26-thousand people there, but it didn't seem like it.

I was in Arizona last week, and went to a Diamondbacks-Padres game at Chase Field.

What a strange experience.

September baseball...first place on the line...and I felt as if I were at some sort of garden party.

The "fans" cheered when the signs said "Cheer!!!" They made noise when the signs said "Make some noise!"

I wished I was in control of the sign to see if I could make them do some unnatural acts.

It was comfy.
We had a "table for 4" at the TGI Friday's restaurant over the left field wall. $65 a head, half of that credited for food and drink. WOW. Some parking at Fenway will run you most of $65.
And the roof was closed. Thank God. It got up to 105-degrees that day.

But the atmosphere was SO different...until I met our waiter. Paulie.
"You think with a name like Paulie I'm from HERE???"
He's a Yankee fan from Jersey. We really got into it, and finally, it felt like a big league ballgame.

Thanks, Paulie.

Posted at 11:32 AM by Gerry 0 comments